Sleepwalking and ‘Good-Bye’ to Anime

I don’t think you guys understand how freaked out I was last night.

What I am about to say, well type, is completely true.

But don’t be scared! Looking back on it, it was pretty freaking hilarious.

Alright, so you all know what sleepwalking is, right? You basically, walk, talk, and your eyes are even somewhat open. I’m pretty sure you can carry out an entire conversation with a person (not a really intelligent one, but something simple like “are you going to bed?” “Yes, I am going to bed”). But yeah, so I’m pretty sure none of my family members have experience with any form of sleepwalking so I sleep pretty soundly. On my wonderful tempur-pedic bed.

Anyway, on to the story. So basically… I’m a slacker, so therefore I study late at night-till about midnight. But the problem is, I’m really bad at staying up, so I force my brother to sleep in my room for a bit so I’m not as tempted to skip homework and go straight to bed. Alright, so this happens like every other night, if not, every night. So I finish my homework and am I readyy for bed. I call my brother’s name and kind of shake him to wake up. Okay so his eyes are like half open. Not even half-more like I couldn’t even see the whites of his eyes (WHICH MADE IT REALLY SCARY). And it was midnight!  Our conversation is as follows:

Me: Wake up. I’m done with my homework.

Brother: Let me sleep longer here.

Me: Uh, no. I’m tired and you need get to bed.

Brother: (murmers something) Everyone can teleport, Kelly. You can too.

Okay right here. WHAT THE HELL?! He said it like, with suchh attitude. Like everyone COULD teleport.

Me: Did you just say “Everyone can teleport, I can, too?”

Brother: You heard me.

HE ALSO SAID THIS WITH A SHITTLOAD OF ATTITUDE.

Me: …

I’m like standing there, dumbfounded.

And then he just gathers his stuff, turns off the light and shut the door. He says “night” too.

AND THEN LIKE THE WHOLE NIGHT I WAS FREAKING OUT THAT HE MIGHT COME BACK AND LIKE ATTACK ME OR SOMETHING.

I was really worried for him though. Strangely, I hadn’t even thought of sleepwalking being one of the possiblities. Geh, it was so funny though.

I MEAN WTF, TELEPORTING?! And he said all this with a straight face. Like a straight straight face. Aha it was hilarious.

OKAY. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY STORY. I thought it was worth sharing, lol.

And the “Good-bye” to Anime half of this post?

I gave up anime for Lent.

I ALREADY REGRET IT SFGIHSAIHGISDFHSDF.

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